I realize now that I probably didn't feel a foreboding something when I awoke to a surprising amount of sunshine last week, I didn't but I wish I had -- if I had I may have sent Dan to get Jane. I did feel it was rather odd the Jane was not up. It was already 9:00. I heard her a few minutes later so I went in to pick her up. As I opened the door I was acosted by a fairly severe stench. When the door was no longer blocking my view (it had long ceased to block my sense of smell) I saw what I'm sure will someday be a funny memory: Jane laying despondently face down in a pile of her own feces which also happened to be spread (and dried mind you) all over her crib ALL OVER. Becca will I'm sure know the first thoughts that came to my mind... and remained in my mind later as I attempted to stave off a panic attack "FECAL MATTER. FECAL MATTER EVERYWHERE"
Sadly this is not the end. The next day jane was eating her meal in her high chair. I left the room and returned to find she had thrown up blueberries all over the floor. No problem. Just puke and hey she didn't even get any on her shirt. Wait... she didn't get any on her shirt- or her face but she did get some on her pants. She's sitting in it.. that's... odd. Sniff Sniff...
Not puke.
Not puke at all.
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amber and dan! oh my! i saw your link from wing and alli's page and just had to say hi! your little girl is adorable! isn't it hilarious that we are all mothers now??? it seems like yesterday we were running about the quad in the middle of the night at bellmont. well, i seriously am so excited to stalk you now on your little family's blog! you can check ours out at www.thealfandrefamily.blogspot.com
much love,
callie and the fam
and p.s. this post is hi-LAR-ious! this same event has happened one too many a times in our home...and now twice as much with TWO girls! eek the pooh
amber--what's up! your daughter is so cute. how is everything?
Amber oh my gosh you are such a funny full-time mom now! But so am I so thats good. Just found you and I love your sweet daughter Jane. Yeah! Are you still in Chicago? Whats going on? We miss you guys.
Love, Kimberly & Chris Wernli
Amber...I think I remember you telling me once that you didn't do poo or puke. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall! :)
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